I AM IN THE PROCESS OF THINKING OF A NEW BLOG AS THIS ONE HAS BECOME A BIT SHIT AND STRUGGLING TO STAY POIGNANT IN MY MIND

Cookies?

Some inspiration for the film I'm going to make on Thursday

My obsession with crazy housewives is going to be SO exposed. Think Bre from desperate housewives meets  Anna Nicole Smith.

COME DINE ON ME

A few works I've done about projectile food. People had to leave the room whilst watching the video in my uni crit due to disgust....HA HA. Try not to barf your turkey stews all over the keyboard guys & girls. Or do.

CAKE & MILK

Oh em gee I completely forgot to blog the j'adorable fox cake that Rose made me for my birthday. It tasted like rainbows and smiles.

Also, I made a cute little image of a tweety bird vomming up some milk

LOTS OF FUN

I ordered the new issue of FUN magazine the other day because I had so much FUN reading the last issue and what's also FUN is that it's a mere 1p on their website but then the postage cost kinda kills the excitement of it being so low in price but it's still FUN and I think you can actually get it free from some shops, obviously abolishing a postage cost, but I'm too lazy to parade out of my Camberwell abode to find some sort of establishment that stocks it because I am no FUN at all

INCARNATION AT THE COFFEE SHOP

I made a new little film documenting some crappy earrings I made for my 'Design' project at univerthhhity. You may recognize some of the locations from the photos I took (featured below) and you may also fall flimsy in your seats from experiencing Angela Tye being an mega classy babe.

POSH

Here's a series of photos I took this week for my current uni project which started off as capturing changing situations in Brick lane then weirdly morphed into wondering the streets of Mayfair, stalking elegant woman and peering into expensive houses. I went to  the new showstudio space gallery at Bruton place (see below) 

which directed my thoughts into exploring 'coffee culture' and refined imagery. I also just want to pretend that I'm a high status white-stone city mansion owner with a selection of Asian royalty as neighbours and shares in Maison Martin Margiela

So I grew a moustache

Because I have quite a strong desire to look like this --

Though I'm a little concerned that I'm starting to look like this 

Catherine opie, 1995 ^

HOLLA LONDON

I have now officially swapped my northern, country-side location to London. YAY.  

Here's a photo I took many moons ago as a flailing young teen to celebrate my move 

Also, I have decided to make a part deux to Girl. This one will be so much more planned, so much more structured and so not filmed all in one day. Here's a snippet of inspiration for the new one.